"Visible Emissions" (to the tune of "Vision of Love" by Mariah Carey)

by Tammy L. Endlish

It’s so unkind

An atrocity

Having to learn

To read opacity

It takes so long

Still I believe

VE evaluator

I can achieve

Visible Emissions learning to read opacity…

Passed all the black…

Then all the white…

Went to hand in my run sheet

Because I got them all right

You could hear my cries

Of indignation

When I found out that I failed

Standard deviation

Visible Emissions learning to read opacity...

I could just scream…

(The rest is coming soon!)